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<title>Oh, well, just a little rant...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Lets quote Bilbo Baggins, shall we? <img src="http://witcheshotline.com/main/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" border="0" /> :<br />
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."<br />
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It can also be said in quite the opposite terms and both would apply to the politicians.<br />
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Mr. Obama may not be the worst of the lot that runs for presidency, but he sure is not the best of the people that would make a good president, given a chance.<br />
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I believe that media can be harsh but there is no smoke without a fire.<br />
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Only today I have found out that a yearly spending of just one low level politician for his/her "travel" expences would buy my child a small flet and pay for his entire Uni studies. Just one year worth of it! It's shocking! It's sickening! it's depressing. <br />
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I so would not mind if my tax money payed certain fracture of the politicians rides (say 10%, and the rest they would have to fork out of their fat selery amounting to 6 figures) if they actually used the tax money to improve the lives of Australian people who are really in need due to the circumstances which are beyond their abilities to deal with by themselves, but paying for thei car hires, taxis, petrol (yes! it's free for politicians in Australia!), and of course for their overseas trips and acommodation (which really doesn't have to cost us in excess of $2000 a night to make their asses feel comfortable), plus who knows what else is added to our "tab" in the name of "working for the country"!<br />
Heck we all work for us and our country! Why the rest of us doesn't get the free petrol and so called "travel expenses" (which go WAAAY beyond what they were desined to mean).<br />
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Shocking!<br />
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SH]]></description>
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<title>9 months later!!!</title>
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<dc:subject>9 months later!!!</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2012-05-18T21:02:44-06:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Cucumber ... More useful than you know</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center">WHAT A LITTLE GEM THE CUCUMBER IS! <br />
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1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.<br />
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2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick me up that can last for hours.<br />
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3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa like fragrance.<br />
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4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminium to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.<br />
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5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!<br />
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6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!<br />
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7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.<br />
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8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.<br />
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9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!<br />
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10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.<br />
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11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.<br />
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12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave streaks and won’t harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.<br />
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13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!<br />
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<title>Little Mary</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' <br />
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will tell the Principal who will fire you!'<br />
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'<br />
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'<br />
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?'<br />
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'<br />
Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued.<br />
'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:<br />
One, you have a dirty mind;...............<br />
Two, you didn't read your homework...............<br />
And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'</span></span>]]></description>
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<title>David Pendragon and Tribe World Ensemble</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Don't read the Hotline front page much, do you? &#xA0;:twisted:]]></description>
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<dc:date>2012-05-15T17:29:10-06:00</dc:date>
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<title>Kombucha!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Don't has some]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Kombucha!</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2012-05-12T13:36:30-06:00</dc:date>
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<title>Eh?  Cow's That Again?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bravo! You've got my vote (even if it doesn't count <img src="http://witcheshotline.com/main/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" border="0" /> &#xA0;)]]></description>
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<title>Do you see what I see?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Checking it out for himself and saying hi? &#xA0;<br />
I had the impression (just from the positioning) that the woman was lying down on a couch, and the man was sitting on the floor next to it. &#xA0;However, it's anyone's guess.]]></description>
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<dc:date>2012-05-06T04:23:00-06:00</dc:date>
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<title>A Simple Binding Spell</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Binding or rather banishing of bad habits and behaviour. Yes, there is always this "binding" word which can mean to tie something to you ( a lover, good luck, etc.) or in our "witch way" it can tie someone (his/her hands, body or mind) preventing them from spreading their "wings" to do harm to themselves or to others. How you title this spell is up to you. The context of it will reveal its purpose so read carefully and apply or your belief in what you are doing...<br />
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[font=Comic Sans MS]<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">Do on a waning moon. On a sheet of paper, write the name of the person you wish to bind. Also write some negative behaviours that you would like to change into positive. Roll the paper and wrap it with black ribbon, set paper on fire and place in a fireproof bowl. Chant this until completely burned:<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic">"As this paper chars and burns,<br />
All these behaviours soon will turn."</span><br />
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Dump the ashes in the water. Visualise it glow with power and peace. Concentrate on your intent. Take the water and ashes to the tree located in the north side of your home ad pour the water and ash mixture around this tree, while chanting three time:<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic">"Sink this into Mother Earth,<br />
Give love and understanding birth."</span><br />
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Visualise how things will be different. Then say:<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic">"So shall it be!"</span></span></div>[/font]]]></description>
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<dc:date>2012-04-30T03:07:03-06:00</dc:date>
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<title>Bleeding Lance</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center">[font=Comic Sans MS]<span style="color: orange"><span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal">Bleeding Lance</span></span>[/font]</div>
<div style="text-align:center">[font=Comic Sans MS]<span style="color: orange"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">(The Spear of Destiny, the Holy Lance)</span></span>[/font]</div>
<div style="text-align:center">by Brian Edward Rise</div>
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[font=Comic Sans MS]<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">A sacred object, imbued with magic, in Grail ceremonies. Drops of blood issue from its point. When the Grail is Christianized, this weapon transforms into the Holy Lance, the spear that pierced the side of Christ by the hand of a Roman soldier named Longinus. The blood is that of the lamb and drips ad eternam into the Grail. From the Vulgate Cycle on the Lance is also the weapon that inflicted the Grail-keeper's wound even though it is often attributed with healing <br />
powers. <br />
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Said to grant it's bearer unlimited power, the Spear of Destiny was one of the holy objects sought by Hitler during WWII.</span> [/font]<br />
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From http://www.metahistory.org/GRAIL/BleedingLance.php:<br />
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<div style="text-align:center">[font=Comic Sans MS]<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">The Biblical source of the holy lance is John 19:34: "One of the soldiers, with a spear, pierced his side, and immediately came there out blood and water." The name of this centurion, Longinus, occurs only in the apocryphal Acts of Pilate. The legend had extensive currency in the Middle Ages, especially following the discovery of the relic at Antioch. Christian monarchs were keen to get their hands on it. So was Adolf Hitler. In Mein Kampf he described the moment when he first stood before it, during a guided visit to the Hofburg Museum (Hapsburg Treasure House) in Vienna. At the time he was barely twenty years old, a miserable street artist who peddled hand-painted postcards. One day he fell in with a group of foreign politicians on a complimentary visit to the Hofburg. When they entered a small exhibition room called the Weltliche Schatzkammer, Hitler found himself standing a few feet away from the object that was to become his consuming obsession:<br />
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"These foreigners stopped almost immediately in front of where I was standing, while their guide pointed to an ancient Spearhead. At first I didn't even bother to listen to what this expert had to say about it, merely regarding the presence of the party as an intrusion into my own despairing thoughts. And then I heard the words which were to change my whole life: "There is a legend associated with this spear that whoever claims it, and solves its secrets, holds the destiny of the world in his hands for good or evil."<br />
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From that moment, Hitler was convinced that he alone was destined to claim the relic, the lance of Longinus that had pierced the side of Christ (called the Maurice Spear, only the head preserved, in two parts). The first thing Hitler did upon the annexation of Austria in 1938 was to walk into the Hofburg and take the spear into his hands, nearly 30 years after he first set eyes on it.<br />
It would perhaps not be an exaggeration to say that the "Spear of Destiny," as it has been called, is the most potent magico--religious relic on this planet. Today the spear figures in dozens of fantasy games fervently played out on the Internet. Google it.<br />
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After the fall of Berlin in 1945, the Maurice Spear was returned for safekeeping to the museum room where Hitler had first seen it. It rests there to this day.<br />
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Wolfram's bleeding lance can teach us a lot about paternal power, but its identification with the spear that pierced the side of Jesus is a consummate twist. It is more than likely that Wolfram had one eye on this Crusader relic and the other on the Irish prototype when he invented this prop. It would have been extremely dangerous for him to have made the literal identification with the spear of Longinus, for he clearly states that the spear is a weapon of black magic, forged by a necromancer from the East. This would imply that the healing power of the blood attributed uniquely to Christ was nothing other than a trick of black magic.<br />
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And just so it may well be.</span>[/font]</div>]]></description>
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